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16.06.2025 00:44
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...