What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:28
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
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“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
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“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
-mwahh
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]